Jude really underestimated how jet lagged he’d feel in Tokyo so he figured he’d take a quick nap

Jude is deciding whether or not he should fly today. It’s that time of year where all the birds fly south and he’d hate to get in the middle of a flock of angry birds..
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Jude is admiring that mans scarf. Jude is thinking about asking that man for his scarf because he knows it’ll really look more dashing on him

We can all calm our tits now, Jude has finally arrived. I bet he was inside eating muffins or something.. make us stand here waiting for him.
Pfft.
Anonymous asked: One of the best blogs ever <3 I can't stop laughing rn xD
Goal achieved.

Matt Damon totally knows what Jude did but Jude think if he keeps looking straight and acting like nothing happened, no one will find out..

Jude quickly licks the ketchup off his mouth before anyone can see it. He’s quick like Ninja.
Anonymous asked: I'm not sure if it's the late/early hour (due to not having slept in a long while) or if it's your descriptions (I'm going with the latter), but your blog is marvelous darling. Simply marvelous (and if you totally read that like Cruella DeVille then you are awesome).
Why thank you.

Jude saw you almost dropped that very large cake you were carrying..he’s so glad you didn’t

Jude is re-thinking his idea about making an entire movie about cats and muffins, maybe it wasn’t the best idea he’s had.
Anonymous asked: loving your little descriptions of jude doing things. i’m a long time avid fan of jude’s and you certainly put a smile on my face.
i’m glad this blog makes someone smile :)



